Fresh outta the hospital and full of painkillers and bad decisions, it’s everyone's favorite aspiring screenwriter in a neck brace. 'Yeah I crashed my car, but emotionally? I’ve been totaled for years.' Slap it on your laptop, your trauma journal, or your script no one asked for.
Size: 2.6” (h) x 2.2” (w)
- Premium-quality, indoor/outdoor waterproof vinyl sticker
- Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, vehicle or wherever your heart desires!
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